Anorak's Almanac is a book written by James Donovan Halliday. It is made up of various undated journal entries from Halliday's personal life concerning his interests in the videogames, films, music, and pop culture references of the 1980s. It was made available on Halliday's personal website, where it could be downloaded as a PDF file. Parzival once printed a physical copy of the book in his hideout on an old printer he had salvaged.
Sunday, July 19, 2020
Ellen degeneres on guys that like guys
Wednesday, July 15, 2020
the-encounter by Vladimir Nabokov
the encounter
by Vladimir Nabokov
enchanted by this strange proximity
Longing, and mystery, and delight…
as if from the swaying blackness
of some slow-motion masquerade
onto the dim bridge you came.
And night flowed, and silent there floated
into its satin streams
that black mask’s wolf-like profile
and those tender lips of yours.
And under the chestnuts, along the canal
you passed, luring me askance.
What did my heart discern in you,
how did you move me so?
In your momentary tenderness,
or in the changing contour of your shoulders,
did I experience a dim sketch
of other—irrevocable—encounters?
Perhaps romantic pity
led you to understand
what had set trembling that arrow
now piercing through my verse?
I know nothing. Strangely
the verse vibrates, and in it, an arrow…
Perhaps you, still nameless, were
the genuine, the awaited one?
But sorrow not yet quite cried out
perturbed our starry hour.
Into the night returned the double fissure
of your eyes, eyes not yet illumed.
For long? For ever? Far off
I wander, and strain to hear
the movement of the stars above our encounter
and what if you are to be my fate…
Longing, and mystery, and delight,
and like a distant supplication….
My heart must travel on.
But if you are to be my fate…
To the Swimmer BY COUNTEE CULLEN
To the Swimmer
Wednesday, July 1, 2020
One With Others [Not the mental lethargy in which the days enveloped her]
One With Others [Not the mental lethargy in which the days enveloped her]
Not the mental lethargy in which the days enveloped her Nor the depleted breasts not the hand that never knew tenderness nor eyes that glistened Not the people dragging canvas bags through the ragged fields Not the high mean whine of mosquitoes Not another year of shoe-top cotton No more white buck shoes for Henry No peaches this year on the Ridge, and no other elevation around to coast another mile out of the tank No eel in L'Anguille Not the aphrodisiac of crossing over Not the hole in the muffler circling the house Not a shot of whiskey before a piece of bread Not to live anymore as a distended beast Not the lying-in again Not the suicide of the goldfish Not the father's D.T's Not the map of no-name islands in the river Not the car burning in the parking lot Not the sound but the shape of the sound Not the clouds rucked up over the clothesline The copperhead in the coleus Not the air hung with malathion Not the boomerang of bad feelings Not stacks of poetry, long-playing albums, the visions of Goya and friends Not to be resuscitated and absolutely no priests, up on her elbows, the priests confound you and then they confound you again. They only come clear when you're on your deathbed. We must speak by the card or equivocation will undo us. Look into the dark heart and you will see what the dark eats other than your heart The world is not ineluctably finished though the watchfires have been doused more walls have come down more walls are being built Sound of the future, uncanny how close to the sound of the old At Daddy's Eyes "Pusherman" still on the jukebox Everybody's past redacted
From One With Others by C. D. Wright. Copyright © 2011 by C. D. Wright. Published by Copper Canyon Press. Used by permission of the publisher. All rights reserved.
Lake Echo, Dear BY C. D. WRIGHT
a redshirt's perspective on the prime directive surrounding us: a billion stars
Natasha Teller Dec
2013
a redshirt's perspective on the prime directive
surrounding us: a billion stars
in a time when a trip to mars is like walking around the block
and captain kirk and mister spock are arguing
about the prime directive.
we’re beaming to a planet’s surface. now listen:
i know about inverse tachyon beams
i know about coded klingon screams
i know about going to warp factor eight
i know about redshirts' survival rate.
(no. chance.)
i’m beaming down with the main crew
to the surface of minerva II
we've got a malfunctioning interstellar transceiver which is distressing--
dysgraphing? dismantling…
…i don't know.
scotty said it was defective.
so we’re on this planet,
standing on one side of a thick forest packed with monster janeks,
starfleet says we need to fix this thing yesterday, and we’re in a panic—
and **** it, mccoy is a doctor, not a lumberjack,
and kirk says we should just burn through the middle with phasers,
and spock says we must preserve respect for all life forms no matter the
situation.
now please remember kirk’s the captain.
that means he runs this show
but kirk always listens to spock,
so
we spend two days walking through the forest.
surrounding us: a billion trees
in a place where a strange disease is rare as feathers in a flock
and captain kirk and mister spock are arguing
about the prime directive.
halfway through this dark-lit trip
things go wrong (obviously)
and an alien with shellac for skin captures the captain.
said alien grabs a vine, ascends into the canopy of the trees,
and for one glorious moment
i believe kirk’s the dead guy in this episode, not me!
but spock, in his calm and logical vulcan voice,
orders us to exercise any necessary force to recover the captain.
translation: **** EVERYTHING. JUST GET KIRK BACK.
we reach the janek village.
being a good redshirt, i rush in, phaser blasting, ready to complete the heroic
rescue of our captain—
and get killed instantly.
as i was dying, i heard the sound of thousands of janeks dying beside me
saw spock help kirk off the ground
and the last words I heard were theirs:
“captain, are you in need of immediate medical attention?”
“nah, spock, i’m fine—”
“mr. scott. the captain is hurt. beam us aboard immediately.”
one’s arm over the other’s shoulders,
they vanished.
surrounding them: a billion stars
in a time when a trip to mars is like walking around the block
and captain kirk and mister spock are arguing
about the prime directive—
but the prime directive
was never the real objective.
My very first attempt at slam poetry, back in the day... this
was written for a sci-fi slam. Live long & prosper.
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