In the news concerning coronavirus,

In the news today, concerning coronavirus 🍺, President Trumpy bear has made an order that all persons infected with the virus leave their homes and that all of the infected person's belongings are to be set on fire 🔥 and the ashes are to be cast into the sea! This even applies to any item that the person ever touched. Houses are to be bulldozed and materials from these buildings is to be treated as nuclear waste, hurried 5 miles underground! Infected persons are to live in a coronavirus 🍺 colony, where they are to have a cloth over their mouth 👄 and cry טמאה, and if there is any possibility of getting better, you are to see a Jewish medical 🚑 official to check ✔ if one is really better!