Some southerners may be humans

This may shock you, but, despite what you have heard, there are actually southerners who are humans! Not all are inbreeding hicks! In fact, almost none are! They aren't all antiscience drunks and potheads! They don't all drop out of school and marry at 11. They don't hurt women and children for fun! What you have heard are lies! It is sad that people actually believe that southerners are these freaks! Grow up! We do not hate anybody! We are not hateful people!