Message from the Rebel Alliance

As you all know, or have probably already guessed by now, my illness was no fluke! The Emperor, your Emperor tried to have me killed, assassinated for speaking out the truth! Truth is always a dangerous thing! It is always scary to be right when the government is wrong! We must always fight for truth and honour, not because they are rebel values, but because they are human values! We must strive for the right and go against the wrong! It doesn't matter who does or doesn't stand with us! Truth must prevail, not because we say so, but because the soul says so!

Arranged marriages

Attraction is just gross

Being attracted to somebody is just gross! It is totally unscientific and completely random. The people in Sodom and Gomorrah had attraction! That was gross! They were so "in love" that they had to break down the house of Lot to have their " love interest ". We think of Shecham and what he did to Jacob's daughter Dinah! Nobody calls that love! Attraction is random! Who you like at one time will not be who you like later! This is why arranged marriages are so much better! There is no attraction there!

You are not a god

You are not a god

You are not a god! You will never become one! You are a devil! There is nothing good about humanity! You think that anything that you do can make you better! Science tells you that everything one day is going to get better! That is a lie! Nothing is getting better! They tell you that you are becoming gods! You are not! You are becoming apes! You are becoming monsters!

You got to kiss 💋the girl

How to kiss a girl

How to get kissed by a girl

Don't:
1. Don't expect to be kissed
2. Don't directly ask for a kiss 💋 or make any direct request from a female ever
3. Don't expect kissing to mean something to her
4. Don't expect that kissing will ever get you any further than that
5. Don't analyse what this felt like to you
6. Don't ask if she has ever been kissed

Do:
1. Practice behaviors that indicate that kissing might be good
2. Explain your friends' crushes
3. Practice distancing to not intimidate her
4. Ask her about what she likes
5. Moisture your lips
6. Realize that she is her own person

The simpsons social distancing

Film 🎥 theory we found the simpsons

Aladdin

Philosophers stone

Here is a film 🎥 theory

Remember Disney's Aladdin? In it, abu the monkey steals a gem 💎 and the cave turns to lava then! It is the gem! Abu touches other items, but this does very little! It is possible to see from this that it is the gem that is being guarded! It is the gem that raja doesn't want stolen! But why? What gem would there possibly be that would be so awesome that enriching the thief would be the only answer to its theft? It must be the Philosophers stone, which causes lead to turn to gold and brings immortality

If evolution is true, ...

If evolution is true, then faith is garbage. The bible is nonsense! Martyrdom is pointless! Longing for meaning in life is pointless! Prayer is silly and sorcery! If evolution is true, then why fast? Why give up friends? Why avoid close contact with everyone? We make ourselves lonely! We torture our souls! We call it prayer! We call it celebacy! If God did not make the world, then why not just have friends? But if there is a God, our sacrifices are not in vain! This is the only way to find joy!

Flat earth proven

Flat earth

💕Il y avait une fois Français hommes et femmes qui sont allés au restaurant!

💕Il y avait une fois Français hommes et femmes qui sont allés au restaurant! Ce sont des pommes, des avacados, des pamplemousses, des raisins, des nouilles et des gâteaux. Ils ont mangé de la pizza, de la pinapple, des saucisses, des oignons, du chewing-gum et des requins ! Ils ont mangé de la craie, des crayons, des chiens, des dinosaures, des zombies et des ninjas ! Ils ont mangé des pays, des bébés, du sang, des tables et des rues !  Ils sont devenus si loin qu’ils ont explosé! Personne ne pleurera jamais pour eux !

Mensheviks

Forward the flag of red!

Forward the flag of red,
The will of the people said!
War is peace! Freedom is slavery! Ignorance is strength!
Down with the party of Kausky!
Down with the party of Trotsky!
Up with the party of BB!
Sex is bad! Thought is bad!
Down with Eurasia! Up with East Asia!
Sex is bad! Thought is bad!
Up with the charge towards the sea!
At my kingdom by the cccp!

Garden of Eden

Dune

Melange coffee

Melange

Water baloon

Ice balloon

Ice baloon

God is not defined by what you want

God is not the South! God is not the North! God is not connected with anything that is even remotely connected with us! God is God! We can't understand reality! God is much bigger than we can think about! We do not hate anybody! We are not hateful people!

Not Christian to have friends?

Not Christian to have friends ever?  I can understand staying away from covid! But the bible doesn't say that we are to stay home away from anyone! Covid is one thing! And don't believe that whole "put on pause" stuff! The world is dead! The quarantine is forever! It is another Yankee rule! Just get used to it!

2nd 🌙

New moon