How to get kissed by a girl

Don't:
1. Don't expect to be kissed
2. Don't directly ask for a kiss 💋 or make any direct request from a female ever
3. Don't expect kissing to mean something to her
4. Don't expect that kissing will ever get you any further than that
5. Don't analyse what this felt like to you
6. Don't ask if she has ever been kissed

Do:
1. Practice behaviors that indicate that kissing might be good
2. Explain your friends' crushes
3. Practice distancing to not intimidate her
4. Ask her about what she likes
5. Moisture your lips
6. Realize that she is her own person