Why Christianity is not "Sausage Party"

Christian faith is not what you have been told that it is! Sausage Party is not reality! It claims that the idea of the Great Beyond is BS. Along with all of its obscenity and rascism, it has food items in the store find out that the lie that they had been told that they should live wholesome lives so that the humans, who they think are as gods and immortal, would accept them and take them to the Great Beyond, where they would live with humans forever! Spoiler alert! It doesn't exist! It was all made up to keep the food from screaming! Humans eat food! So the food has to kill its gods to survive! Hahaha! Right? Just a joke? Right? People eat food! No, this is not what this is about! They say that we make up garbage about this afterlife, and that nobody has ever been to the Great Beyond! They claim that this is the selling point for every faith! That is nonsense! We don't even mention dieing and going to heaven until months of conversation has been made! Besides that, oh have no proof that Heaven doesn't exist! You say that we never ask questions! You couldn't be any wronger! We do ask questions! This is all that we do as Christians! We worry that we might be wrong! We have tears! Our tears never end! You don't get us at all!